HOW CAN THIS BE SO AWESOME, HOW? ACTUALLY I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT (BECAUSE THEY ARE AWESOME AND SO ARE YOU), BUT I FEEL THE NEED TO ASK IT NONETHELESS. AREN'T YOU GLAD I TOLD YOU TO START THAT WHOLE "WRITING" THING?

Also, holy shit, I think this post has more unique comments than any of my fics ever had ever. The student has become the master...