(KATIE MCGRATH: PRIVATE INVESTIGTOR. Just let me say I think this would be an awesome start to an RPS fic where someone hires her to figure out what's going on with Bradley and Colin. Maybe ASH hires her. Because he is bored.)
"Uh, no," Bradley lies (badly). "Of course not."
Colin's expression clearly says that he doesn't believe Bradley but maybe he finds it a little endearing anyway. He has very verbose expressions. "Right, whatever. I thought we could visit again next weekend or something."
It is perhaps unfortunate that Bradley's fingers begin to itch again, because all he can think of now is text messaging everyone he's ever known, "MY BOYFRIEND WRITES LETTERS TO MY MUM AND ALSO WANTS TO VISIT MY FAMILY AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND AND IT WAS HIS IDEA AND HE IS GOING TO READ TO HER IN THAT ACCENT THAT MAKES MY SPINE MELT. I BET YOUR BOYFRIEND DOESN'T DO ANY OF THAT."
But it's probably over the character limit, or something.
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"Uh, no," Bradley lies (badly). "Of course not."
Colin's expression clearly says that he doesn't believe Bradley but maybe he finds it a little endearing anyway. He has very verbose expressions. "Right, whatever. I thought we could visit again next weekend or something."
It is perhaps unfortunate that Bradley's fingers begin to itch again, because all he can think of now is text messaging everyone he's ever known, "MY BOYFRIEND WRITES LETTERS TO MY MUM AND ALSO WANTS TO VISIT MY FAMILY AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND AND IT WAS HIS IDEA AND HE IS GOING TO READ TO HER IN THAT ACCENT THAT MAKES MY SPINE MELT. I BET YOUR BOYFRIEND DOESN'T DO ANY OF THAT."
But it's probably over the character limit, or something.