"Angel thinks I'm a habitual liar," Bradley says out of the blue, plunking down in Colin's personal space. He immediately has one arm around his shoulder and is sitting much too close for their supposed secret-relationship.

"Angel thinks you were dropped on your head a lot as a child, or possibly even recently, and it made you delusional," Colin corrects.

When Bradley pouts, he sticks his lower lip out to a ridiculous extent in a way that makes him look sort of like a camel. It's pretty unfortunate.

"That's because Angel is--" Bradley looks left and right conspicuously "---a dirty hussy."

"I'll be sure to tell her that," Katie says from directly behind them. "Though for the record I'm pretty sure she thinks Bradley has a learning disorder. A genetic one."