HEEEEEEEE, omg! Seriously, Bradley's DRAMA QUEEN INCREASINGLY LARGE ALLCAPS is like my favourite thing ON EARTH. I thought nothing could make me giggle more than "I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU'VE ALREADY LOST YOUR SNOGGING IN A BROOM CLOSET VIRGINITY. TO SOMEONE ELSE.", but then there was "STOP TRYING TO FIX THINGS, THEY ARE UNFIXABLE."

You are my HERO!