Passing Notes // Merlin RPF // Colin/Bradley

[echoes]

Title: Passing Notes
Fandom: Merlin RPF
Character/Pairing: Colin/Bradley, appearances by Angel and Katie
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~500
Summary: Bradley thinks Katie bullies him. And passes notes to Angel during an ~Important Meeting~.
Notes: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS. I blame this on my conversation about what ridiculously charming idiots Bradley and Colin are with julesoh, and my conversation about Bradley's chest with sophieisgod (beware 1x11 spoilers w/ the link). Enjoy!

Comments

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW BRADLEY WOULD BE A CAPSLOCKER. IT'S IN HIS BLOOD.

Thanks for reading! :D

[doompaw.livejournal.com]

LOL OKAY YOU JUST KNOW THAT THIS IS ALSO BRINGING THE IMAGE OF CAPSLOCK!ARTHUR TO MIND.

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

Arthur is also a CAPSLOCKER in my head. MAYBE IT'S BRADLEY'S FACE. HIS PARTICULAR FEATURES BRING OUT THE CAPS IN EVERYBODY. EXCEPT KATIE. SHE LOOKS ON IN AMUSED DISAPPROVAL.

[doompaw.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA.

I THINK THE MAJORITY OF CAPSLOCK THAT BRADLEY INVOKES IN MOST PPL INVOLVES A COMBINATION OF THE LETTERS W, T, AND F, FOLLOWED IMMEDIATELY BY L, M, A, AND O.

KATIE IS JUST TOO MATURE FOR THEM OKAY.

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

KATIE SPENDS A LOT OF TIME JUST FROWNING AND TOLERATING EVERYONE'S BULLSHIT, BUT YOU KNOW ONE NIGHT WHEN SHE'S A LITTLE TIPSY AND HANGING OUT WITH ANGEL SHE GOES OUT OF HER WAY TO PRANK COLIN AND BRADLEY BY WAITING UNTIL THEY'RE HAVING LOUD, INTENSE SEX AND THEN POUNDING ON THEIR DOOR TO DEMAND, LIKE, PAPERCLIPS OR SOMETHING.

AND BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY'RE FOOLING EVERYONE WITH THEIR SEKRIT LOVE AFFAIR, THEY HAVE TO PULL THEIR CLOTHES ON AND PRETEND THEY WERE DOING NORMAL, BROMANTIC THINGS.

[doompaw.livejournal.com]

KATIE: PAPERCLIPS!!!!! I NEED THEM!!!
ARTHUR: JKSHDKJFHJSD FUCK
COLIN: !!! *STARTS TO PULL ON A SHIRT*
ARTHUR: SKJDFHKJ CAN'T YOU JUST LIKE...FINISH UP?
COLIN: *POINTED LOOK OF WTF*
ARTHUR: JKSDHFKJSHDKJFSD.
COLIN: *PUTS PANTS ON AND GRABS SCRIPT*
ARTHUR: *RUNS INTO BATHROOM*
COLIN: *OPENS DOOR* HI! WE WERE JUST GOING OVER LINES.
KATIE: IT TOOK YOU A SUSPICIOUSLY LONG TIME TO OPEN THE DOOR.

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

KATIE: ALSO, YOUR SHIRT IS ON BACKWARDS.
COLIN: UM, WHUT? *PANIC* I MEAN IT WAS IN THE SCRIPT. THE SHIRT. MERLIN IS GETTING DRESSED!!
KATIE: ...WHERE ARE MY MOTHERFUCKING PAPERCLIPS, BITCH?
BRADLEY: *COMES OUT* OH LOOK PAPERCLIPS ADJL;DAJL;FAD GO AWAY KATIE
KATIE: WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING ANY PANTS?

[doompaw.livejournal.com]

BRADLEY: ...I AM MORE COMFORTABLE THIS WAY.
COLIN: *FAILED ATTEMPT AT CHANGING THE TOPIC* LET ME GET YOU YOUR PAPERCLIPS. YES. HOW MANY DO YOU NEED? DO YOU WANT THE BUTTERFLY KIND? I DON'T KNOW IF WE HAVE ANY BUTTERFLY PAPERCLIPS. I THINK WE ONLY HAVE THE REGULAR KIND. DO YOU WANT ME TO LOOK FOR THEM ANYWAYS? *PANIC*
BRADLEY: OMG COLIN SHUT UP. LET ME FIND THE PAPERCLIPS.
COLIN: KLSJDHFKJSDF.
KATIE: *TOTALLY AMUSED AT THE WAY THEY ARE TRIPPING OVER THEMSELVES*

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

COLIN: *SCRAMBLES TO MAKE SMALL TALK* SO...WHAT ARE THE PAPERCLIPS FOR?
KATIE: CLIPPING PAPER TOGETHER.
COLIN: OH. RIGHT.
BRADLEY: I HAZ FOUND SOME!!! HERE KATIE. LEAVE HOMG
KATIE: THOSE ARE BINDER CLIPS, YOU MORON.
BRADLEY: ...
KATIE: LOOK, I'LL JUST COME IN AND GET THEM MYSELF.
COLIN/BRADLEY: DAJLDAL;FDALJ;FJ;DAFJ; OMG NO
KATIE: ? *AMUSED*

[doompaw.livejournal.com]

BRADLEY: OMFG OKAY LOOK IT IS LIKE 1 AM CAN'T YOU GET PAPERCLIPS TOMORROW????
KATIE: I NEED THEM NOW.
BRADLEY: OMG OMG OMG OMFG *DRAMA QUEEN FLAILING*
KATIE: AM I DISTURBING SOMETHING? *CANNOT CONTAIN A KNOWING SMIRK*
COLIN: NO. JUST REHEARSING. *SMACKS BRADLEY COVERTLY*
BRADLEY: *GRUMPY FACE*

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

ANGEL: *GIGGLING* KATIE, DO YOU HAVE THE PAPERCLIPS YET?
KATIE: NOT YET, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, DID YOU KNOW BRADLEY RUNS LINES IN THE NUDE?
BRADLEY: WTF NO I DON'T! I'M ONLY MISSING MY PANTS!!!
RANDOM COSTUME GUY: *BRIBED BY KATIE* LOL SERIOUSLY? ALSO, BRADLEY, CAN I FIT YOU FOR SOME RANDOM COSTUME RIGHT NOW?
KATIE: I STILL NEED PAPERCLIPS.
BRADLEY: WTF NO, IT IS 1 AM. I HATE YOU ALL.

[doompaw.livejournal.com]

I THINK THAT IS HOW EVERY RPS FIC IN THIS FANDOM NEEDS TO END:

"BRADLEY: I HATE YOU ALL."

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

LOL YES. BRADLEY IS BULLIED BY THE ENTIRE CAST (MOSTLY KATIE) TWICE AS MUCH AS HE BULLIES COLIN! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.

HE WOULD SPEND A LOT MORE TIME CRYING IN THE BATHROOM IF IT WASN'T FOR THE MAGICAL HEALING POWERS OF COLIN'S DICK. LIKE A UNICORN!

[glenien.livejournal.com]

*DIES LAUGHING AND ROLLING IN THE FLOOR*

[zooeyrye.livejournal.com]

This is the funniest thing I have ever read!! You guys are pure genius!

[sariza.livejournal.com]

omg i can't breathe, i can barely type i'm laughing too hard

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

LOL WHUT, I ONLY JUST NOTICED HOW YOU WROTE 'ARTHUR' INSTEAD OF 'BRADLEY'.

[doompaw.livejournal.com]

OMFG I DID DIDN'T I?

FUCK WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE INSEPARABLE IN MY BRAIN.

FAIL

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

THEY ARE ALSO INSEPARABLE IN MY BRAIN, ONLY UNDER 'BRADLEY'.

I AM CONVINCED THAT ALL OF BRADLEY'S CHARACTERS ARE JUST MULTIPLE AND VARIED FACETS OF HIS SPARKLING PERSONALITY.

[doompaw.livejournal.com]

lol see I HAVE ONLY SEEN A SNIPPET OF BRADLEY'S OTHER SHOW.

AND IT INVOLVED HIM BEING A GIANT MANWHORE IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM.

(ps MAY I FRIEND YOU?)

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

OH GOD, DIS/CONNECTED IS ONE OF THE MOST HORRIFYINGLY HILARIOUS THINGS IN THE UNIVERSE. AND I'VE WRITTEN FIC ABOUT HIM AND COLIN MORGAN'S ONE SHOT CHARACTER FROM DOCTOR WHO BECAUSE I AM LAME.

(Friend away! ADDING YOU NAO.)

[doompaw.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND THE ENTIRE SHOW IS BASED ON THE PREMISE OF: LET BRADLEY JAMES HAVE SEX WITH AS MANY ATTRACTIVE GIRLS AS POSSIBLE.

unfortunately i have not seen colin morgan's one shot character from doctor who. ): IDK WHAT THAT SHOW IS ABOUT I HAVE HEARD OF IT AND MY IMPRESSION OF IT IS THAT IT IS VERY ENGLISH.

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

OH I WISH. BRADLEY DOES GET TO SLUT AROUND FOR TEN MINUTES (WITNESS HIS MARVELOUS ACTING), BUT THE OTHER FIFTY IS STUFFED WITH BORING PEOPLE. WHO DON'T GET NAKED.

Even if you do not watch Doctor Who (ALIENS! Running around while holding hands! David Tennant), watching Colin Morgan's episode is still AWESOME, BECAUSE HE IS A HOTASS.

[doompaw.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA wow the girls are a lot less attractive than i remembered.

ALSO I LOOKED OFF TO THE RELATED VIDS AND I HAVE A VERY PRESSING QUESTION:
DID BRADLEY JAMES DO MUSIC?

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

I DON'T THINK SO? HE WAS IN THIS THING WHERE THE EPISODE WAS CALLED, "MUSIC TO DIE FOR"

BUT I DON'T THINK HE ACTUALLY DID MUSICAL THINGS. MOSTLY BECAUSE PROMO PICS SHOW HIM LOOKING ALL BEAT UP AND TOPLESS, AND KIND OF LIKE A BOXER.