I have a gigantic pile of homework today, so of course that means I wrote approximately 400 words of Merlin RPF for the first time in like, three months! So yeah, HANDWRITING FIC COMING UP SOON, MAYBE, PROBABLY.

Also, have a random snippet of something I wrote in history today when I should have been taking notes.

( Merlin RPF! In Disneyland! 204 words of it! Probably horribly out of character because I haven't written any in forever! )

NOW I HAVE TO READ ABOUT 150 PAGES OF THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY AND STUDY FOR A HUGE HISTORY TEST OF HUGENESS. I CAN DO IT! TOTALLY! IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE!

Title: Salad: The Devil's Food (Shut Up, Katie)
Fandom: Merlin RPF
Character/Pairing: Colin/Bradley, appearances by Angel and Katie
Rating: PG
Word Count: 463
Summary: Bradley hated salad. And Katie. And everyone.
Notes: Tiny drabble about Bradley hating salad that I wrote for maz4pj's Merlin Finale Epic Spampost Party and cleaned up a bit.

( Well go on then, eat it. )

1. Post about something that made you happy today even if it's just a small thing.
2. Do this everyday for eight days without fail.
3. Tag eight of your friends to do the same.

Day Three ;

(01) This thread between me and thisissirius. Also known as, 'Hey look, I made icons for the first time in a year!' I am weirdly fond of the salad one, guys. LIKE, SO FOND I'D ACTUALLY USE IT IF I WAS AT THE 'S' PART OF THE ALPHABET.

( MY GENIUS, LOOK AT IT )

(02) Being almost a fifth through my 'Twenty Assorted Facts About the Merlin Cast' fic! Also, is there anything you guys would like to see in there? The Paperclip Incident is going in, as well as Broom Cupboard Shenanigans (requested by sophieisgod), and Katie's Glasses (I COULDN'T RESIST) so if there's any weird, little, details you want me to throw in, drop me a note and I'll see if I can write it.

(03) I am nearly done with the Merlin RPF fanmix! FINALLY.

OH GOD, THIS THING IS SO LOLARIOUS:



Er, anyway. I was planning on answering all the comments to the pie!fic, and then writing more of the pony!fic (plus PI-Katie!fic), only I have this headache of epic, head-splitting proportions so I am taking two Advil and going to bed. BUT FIRST. POLL TIME.


[Poll #1311270][Poll #1311270]

BTW, I am only sending fic snippets to people who explicitly requested them because I didn't want to send someone a snippet for something they might HATE. D: (If you happen to want a snippet, and don't remember if you requested one or not, feel free to just holler at me and I will write it down!)

Title: Reason #91 Why Flat-Warming Parties Are Overrated: Rocks Fall, People Die (Almost)
Fandom: Merlin RPF
Character/Pairing: Colin/Bradley, appearances by Angel, Katie, and ASH
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2808
Summary: Katie McGrath has a flat-warming party - shenanigans ensue. Or: why making pie at 4 AM is never a good idea.
Notes: Happy (belated) bitrhday thisissirius! This fic was supposed to all about PIE, but ended up being all about Bradley at the hospital. I'm not really sure what happened. Massive thanks to sophieisgod for betaing and brit-picking this for me (and also helping me come up with a title). I LOVE YOU!

( She wakes up with thirty texts in her inbox about some flat-warming party she never agreed to having and seven drunken voicemails from Bradley asking why he wasn’t invited.  )

Title: The Aftermath Of Paperclips And Partial Nudity
Fandom: Merlin RPF
Character/Pairing: Colin/Bradley, appearances by Angel, Katie, and Joe Dempsie
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~800
Summary: In which the Paperclip Incident makes stuff happen. Four separate conversations taking place during another one of those Important Meetings. Prequel-type thing to Passing Notes.
Notes: OK, so. doompaw and I wrote this weird comment fic about Katie bullying Bradley, I discussed the repercussions of such an event with thisissirius, and then I ran into this conversation I once had about Bradley being weird with sophieisgod and this baby was born. YOU CAN BLAME THEM FOR THIS.

Also, while you're here: facesofbradley (run by thisissirius and lonelyfajita), a comm about Bradley's Stupid Face. IT'S AS AWESOME AS IT SOUNDS, AND I LOVE IT TO A RIDICULOUS DEGREE.

( Sometimes I think you were raised by Cylons. )

Title: Passing Notes
Fandom: Merlin RPF
Character/Pairing: Colin/Bradley, appearances by Angel and Katie
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~500
Summary: Bradley thinks Katie bullies him. And passes notes to Angel during an ~Important Meeting~.
Notes: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS. I blame this on my conversation about what ridiculously charming idiots Bradley and Colin are with julesoh, and my conversation about Bradley's chest with sophieisgod (beware 1x11 spoilers w/ the link). Enjoy!

( Bloody HELL, Bradley! TMI! )

MY EPIC REVIEW OF DIS/CONNECTED. I'm typing as I watch, so there will probably be massive CAPSLOCK contained within.

( Dis/Connected - serious thoughts of seriousness ahead )

I HAVE TO WRITE JETHRO/BEN NOW. IT'S INEVITABLE.

ETA: Does anyone want me to upload this thing to MegaUpload? IT IS WORTH IT FOR THE FACES, GUYS. DONE.

OH, AND WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND HER COMMENT NOTIFICATIONS BACK? THIS GIRL.

Title: Shut Up, And Pass Me The Fucking Tequila
Fandom: Merlin
Character/Pairing: Arthur/Merlin, with a decent amount of Morgana and cameos by Gaius and Gwen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,703
Summary: For dollsome - Arthur, Merlin, Morgana; drunk. Takes place in the fashion!AU verse.
Notes: OK, now this is the longest thing I've ever written. I regrettably announce that the drunken debauchery that was supposed to ensue dissolved into Morgana and Arthur bitching, which dissolved into schmoop (seriously, there are like 300 words just describing a kiss). I JUST CAN'T STOP MYSELF, GUYS. Enjoy!

( Remember, be firm, and don’t budge when they try to ply you with sexual favors. )

Title: Of Socks and Inflatable Bananas
Fandom: Merlin
Character/Pairing: Arthur/Merlin, with surprise!Morgana and surprise!Uther at the end
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,582
Summary: For thisissirius  - Merlin/Arthur; socks. Takes place in the fashion!AU verse.
Notes: UM. This was supposed to be a 400 word drabble containing only dialogue, but THEN IT EXPLODED. Not only is this the longest thing I have ever written, it is also the first that includes actual kissing (!) . I blame this on the song "Death of Toshiko" from the Torchwood OST, because I needed so much cheering up after listening to it that I basically wrote almost 1,600 words of MERITLESS SAP (seriously, take the sappiest fic from this fandom, multiply it by 8,000, and this fic will still be worse). I'M SORRY thisissirius . OK, this fic takes place in Merlin's flat on Christmas Day, one year after Merlin and Arthur have gotten together (IN A BOYFRIENDS SORT OF WAY) and all that. (Also: the Pendragons usually vacation at their summer house in France each Christmas. THIS IS A (SORT OF) IMPORTANT FACT.) Enjoy! (IF YOU CAN.)

( Yes, Merlin, I know how to put socks on. )

Because it will probably take me an extremely long time to actually write the entire fashion!AU (if this snippet, which was only supposed to be 200 words long but then kind of exploded, is any indication, anyway), HERE, HAVE A SNIPPET OF THINGS YET TO COME. YOUR FIRST GLIMPSE OF FASHION!AU ARTHUR (AND MORGANA). Hopefully this is not terribly disappointing.

snippet of unnamed merlin fashion!au yet to come (710 words, pg-13)
Arthur and Morgana bicker over french fries.

( The world was gloriously unfair. )

Title: Burn Down the Final Wall
Fandom: Heroes
Warnings: PG
Character/Pairing: Elle, light Elle/Adam
Word Count: 340 
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot, not even the title which comes from Vienna Teng.
AN: Written for heroes15 prompt #4 - Memory. Inspiration for this came from some of the imagery in Porcelian Dolls and Hotshots by dana_serenity

( elle hates this dream )