Fandom: Merlin RPF
Character/Pairing: Colin/Bradley, appearances by Angel and Katie
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~500
Summary: Bradley thinks Katie bullies him. And passes notes to Angel during an ~Important Meeting~.
Notes: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS. I blame this on my conversation about what ridiculously charming idiots Bradley and Colin are with
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- Mood:
embarrassed
- Music:all again for you - we the kings
Comments
Thanks for reading! :D
I THINK THE MAJORITY OF CAPSLOCK THAT BRADLEY INVOKES IN MOST PPL INVOLVES A COMBINATION OF THE LETTERS W, T, AND F, FOLLOWED IMMEDIATELY BY L, M, A, AND O.
KATIE IS JUST TOO MATURE FOR THEM OKAY.
AND BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY'RE FOOLING EVERYONE WITH THEIR SEKRIT LOVE AFFAIR, THEY HAVE TO PULL THEIR CLOTHES ON AND PRETEND THEY WERE DOING NORMAL, BROMANTIC THINGS.
ARTHUR: JKSHDKJFHJSD FUCK
COLIN: !!! *STARTS TO PULL ON A SHIRT*
ARTHUR: SKJDFHKJ CAN'T YOU JUST LIKE...FINISH UP?
COLIN: *POINTED LOOK OF WTF*
ARTHUR: JKSDHFKJSHDKJFSD.
COLIN: *PUTS PANTS ON AND GRABS SCRIPT*
ARTHUR: *RUNS INTO BATHROOM*
COLIN: *OPENS DOOR* HI! WE WERE JUST GOING OVER LINES.
KATIE: IT TOOK YOU A SUSPICIOUSLY LONG TIME TO OPEN THE DOOR.
COLIN: UM, WHUT? *PANIC* I MEAN IT WAS IN THE SCRIPT. THE SHIRT. MERLIN IS GETTING DRESSED!!
KATIE: ...WHERE ARE MY MOTHERFUCKING PAPERCLIPS, BITCH?
BRADLEY: *COMES OUT* OH LOOK PAPERCLIPS
ADJL;DAJL;FAD GO AWAY KATIEKATIE: WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING ANY PANTS?
COLIN: *FAILED ATTEMPT AT CHANGING THE TOPIC* LET ME GET YOU YOUR PAPERCLIPS. YES. HOW MANY DO YOU NEED? DO YOU WANT THE BUTTERFLY KIND? I DON'T KNOW IF WE HAVE ANY BUTTERFLY PAPERCLIPS. I THINK WE ONLY HAVE THE REGULAR KIND. DO YOU WANT ME TO LOOK FOR THEM ANYWAYS? *PANIC*
BRADLEY: OMG COLIN SHUT UP. LET ME FIND THE PAPERCLIPS.
COLIN: KLSJDHFKJSDF.
KATIE: *TOTALLY AMUSED AT THE WAY THEY ARE TRIPPING OVER THEMSELVES*
KATIE: CLIPPING PAPER TOGETHER.
COLIN: OH. RIGHT.
BRADLEY: I HAZ FOUND SOME!!! HERE KATIE.
LEAVE HOMGKATIE: THOSE ARE BINDER CLIPS, YOU MORON.
BRADLEY: ...
KATIE: LOOK, I'LL JUST COME IN AND GET THEM MYSELF.
COLIN/BRADLEY: DAJLDAL;FDALJ;FJ;DAFJ; OMG NO
KATIE: ? *AMUSED*
KATIE: I NEED THEM NOW.
BRADLEY: OMG OMG OMG OMFG *DRAMA QUEEN FLAILING*
KATIE: AM I DISTURBING SOMETHING? *CANNOT CONTAIN A KNOWING SMIRK*
COLIN: NO. JUST REHEARSING. *SMACKS BRADLEY COVERTLY*
BRADLEY: *GRUMPY FACE*
KATIE: NOT YET, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, DID YOU KNOW BRADLEY RUNS LINES IN THE NUDE?
BRADLEY: WTF NO I DON'T! I'M ONLY MISSING MY PANTS!!!
RANDOM COSTUME GUY: *BRIBED BY KATIE* LOL SERIOUSLY? ALSO, BRADLEY, CAN I FIT YOU FOR SOME RANDOM COSTUME RIGHT NOW?
KATIE: I STILL NEED PAPERCLIPS.
BRADLEY: WTF NO, IT IS 1 AM. I HATE YOU ALL.
"BRADLEY: I HATE YOU ALL."
HE WOULD SPEND A LOT MORE TIME CRYING IN THE BATHROOM IF IT WASN'T FOR THE MAGICAL HEALING POWERS OF COLIN'S DICK. LIKE A UNICORN!FUCK WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE INSEPARABLE IN MY BRAIN.
FAIL
I AM CONVINCED THAT ALL OF BRADLEY'S CHARACTERS ARE JUST MULTIPLE AND VARIED FACETS OF HIS SPARKLING PERSONALITY.
AND IT INVOLVED HIM BEING A GIANT MANWHORE IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM.
(ps MAY I FRIEND YOU?)
AND I'VE WRITTEN FIC ABOUT HIM AND COLIN MORGAN'S ONE SHOT CHARACTER FROM DOCTOR WHO BECAUSE I AM LAME.(Friend away! ADDING YOU NAO.)
unfortunately i have not seen colin morgan's one shot character from doctor who. ): IDK WHAT THAT SHOW IS ABOUT I HAVE HEARD OF IT AND MY IMPRESSION OF IT IS THAT IT IS VERY ENGLISH.
Even if you do not watch Doctor Who (ALIENS! Running around while holding hands! David Tennant), watching Colin Morgan's episode is still AWESOME, BECAUSE HE IS A HOTASS.
ALSO I LOOKED OFF TO THE RELATED VIDS AND I HAVE A VERY PRESSING QUESTION:
DID BRADLEY JAMES DO MUSIC?
BUT I DON'T THINK HE ACTUALLY DID MUSICAL THINGS. MOSTLY BECAUSE PROMO PICS SHOW HIM LOOKING ALL BEAT UP AND TOPLESS, AND KIND OF LIKE A BOXER.