The Aftermath Of Paperclips And Partial Nudity // Merlin RPF // Colin/Bradley

[echoes]

Title: The Aftermath Of Paperclips And Partial Nudity
Fandom: Merlin RPF
Character/Pairing: Colin/Bradley, appearances by Angel, Katie, and Joe Dempsie
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~800
Summary: In which the Paperclip Incident makes stuff happen. Four separate conversations taking place during another one of those Important Meetings. Prequel-type thing to Passing Notes.
Notes: OK, so. doompaw and I wrote this weird comment fic about Katie bullying Bradley, I discussed the repercussions of such an event with thisissirius, and then I ran into this conversation I once had about Bradley being weird with sophieisgod and this baby was born. YOU CAN BLAME THEM FOR THIS.

Also, while you're here: facesofbradley (run by thisissirius and lonelyfajita), a comm about Bradley's Stupid Face. IT'S AS AWESOME AS IT SOUNDS, AND I LOVE IT TO A RIDICULOUS DEGREE.





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Comments

[mara-202.livejournal.com]

WIN. :D

[shadesofsienna.livejournal.com]

You are brilliant for doing this. XD

[expastic.livejournal.com]

SNOG IN A DUMBWAITER

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[tenfeethigh.livejournal.com]

THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN THE PREVIOUS ONE. YOU WIN AT LIFE.

*WANTS MOAR*

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

DUDE, "THEY ARE UNFIXABLE" ALMOST GOT CUT BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, "...IS THIS EVEN GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT? I DON'T THINK THIS IS GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT"

BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT THIS WAS BRADLEY I WAS TALKING ABOUT. BRADLEY DEFIES THE LAWS OF GRAMMAR.

Thank you for reading! ♥

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

Bradley's default setting is "confused", methinks. OR "RIDICULOUS".

Thank you for reading! *g*

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

DAJFALK;JFDA;JF;LA I LOVE YOUUUUU. ♥

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

\0/ Thank you for reading. :DDD

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

HOW COULD I KEEP OUT BRADLEY BEING RAISED BY PONIES?? OR BRADLEY'S CONFIRMED STATUS AS A RIDICULOUS CAPSLOCKER?

AND HOMG I LOVE YOU TOO. SOMEDAY I WILL FIND YOU AND CONJURE UP A DUMBWAITER WITH MY MAGICAL POWERS. ♥♥♥

Re: <3

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

I AM GLAD YOU ENJOYED, BB. THANK YOU FOR READING!!

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

THE BIGGER AND MORE DRAMATIC CAPS ARE, THE MORE RIDICULOUS THE BRADLEY-ISM, APPARENTLY. XD

Thank you for reading! <3

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

BRADLEY'S SECRET FANTASY OF ROMANTIC SNOGGING IN A BROOM CLOSET IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON HAS BEEN CRUSHED. BY COLIN'S REALISM.

(YES YOU HAVE. YOU TOTALLY HAVE.)

Thank you for reading! :DDD

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, I am glad! Thanks so much for reading. ♥

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

1) EVEN COLIN CAPSLOCKS IN MOMENTS OF PANIC.

I'm so happy you liked it! Thanks for reading. ♥

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

WELL, YOU ASKED FOR IT.

Bradley doesn't quite recall how he ended up being raised by ponies. It was all quite strange. Though he remembers something about apples, an inexplicable fire, and a map of Ireland. The ponies were totally cooler than regular parents, though. They let him eat whatever, and prance around in meadows of flowers, and all was good.

There were the obvious communication blocks, of course, but Bradley had learned to convey things using a special form of interpretive dance (the ponies mostly blinked and flicked their tails a lot when he did this, but Bradley was convinced there was secret understanding in their eyes).

IT IS EASIER TO WRITE "BRADLEY IS RAISED BY PONIES" FIC THAN YOU MIGHT THINK.


Thanks for reading, darling. ♥

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

Heee, thank you!! ♥

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

*g* Thanks for reading!

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

Katie McGrath is quickly becoming my favorite thing ever, haha. I'm glad you enjoyed! :D

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

ONLY COLIN AND BRADLEY WOULD THINK TRYING TO CRAM THEMSELVES INTO A DUMBWAITER WAS A GOOD IDEA. THANK YOU FOR READING!! ♥

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

♥♥♥ Thank you for reading!!

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

Haha, thank you so much!

[lovestories.livejournal.com]

DAJD;ALFJAKDLFJKA;DFJL THANK YOU FOR READING!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

*ACTUALLY GASPING NOW*

OH GOD, OH GOD, INTERPRETIVE DANCE!!!!

[mklutz]

AHAHAHAHA, ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN THROUGH INTERPRETIVE DANCE!! <3 <3

You know, it is strangely plausible that Bradley was raised by ponies. I believe it.

[thisissirius.livejournal.com]

THEY WOULD THINK IT WAS HILARIOUS, FOR SURE. AND ALSO AN ADVENTURE. AT LEAST UNTIL ONE OF THEM BECAME STUCK AND THEY HAD TO EXPLAIN IT AWAY. I AM SURE THEY WOULD BLAME THE PAPERCLIPS, SOMEHOW.

OMG LIKE I WOULDN'! DKJSAHJKDSAKF. ♥