Title: The Aftermath Of Paperclips And Partial Nudity
Fandom: Merlin RPF
Character/Pairing: Colin/Bradley, appearances by Angel, Katie, and Joe Dempsie
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~800
Summary: In which the Paperclip Incident makes stuff happen. Four separate conversations taking place during another one of those Important Meetings. Prequel-type thing to
Passing Notes.
Notes: OK, so.
doompaw and I wrote
this weird comment fic about Katie bullying Bradley, I discussed the repercussions of such an event with
thisissirius, and then I ran into this
conversation I once had about Bradley being weird with
sophieisgod and this baby was born. YOU CAN BLAME THEM FOR THIS.
Also, while you're here:
facesofbradley (run by
thisissirius and
lonelyfajita), a comm about Bradley's Stupid Face. IT'S AS AWESOME AS IT SOUNDS, AND I LOVE IT TO A RIDICULOUS DEGREE.
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OH, BRADLEY. YOU ARE SO AWESOME.
"THEY ARE UNFIXABLE." AHAHAHA.
BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT THIS WAS BRADLEY I WAS TALKING ABOUT. BRADLEY DEFIES THE LAWS OF GRAMMAR.
Thank you for reading! ♥
"sarcasm on you is so pointless." "I AM SO CONFUSED"
i can seriously see that actually having happened, especially earlier on. bahaha. going into memories.
Ohhh, handwriting!fic will never not be magnificent! ANGEL SHIPPING BRADLEY/COLIN! KATIE BEING FIERCE BUT RELUCANTLY AFFECTIONATELY INTERESTED IN SPITE OF HERSELF!RAISED BY PONIES!!!!! FRAKKING CYLONS (HOMG BSG WEBISODES IN LESS THAN A FORTNIGHT, I AM AFLAIL)!!! BRADLEY'S CAPSLOCK-AND-ESCALATING-FONT-SIZE OF MANPAIN!!!! SECLUDED BROOM CUPBOARDS!!!!
ACH, BRADLEY AND COLIN'S BIG GAY ROMANTIC SIGNALS. I AM IN LOVE WITH EVERYTHING. AND YOU. I LOVE YOU LIKE BRADLEY LOVES COLIN, ONLY OPENLY RATHER THAN OSTENSIBLY-SECRETLY-BUT-REALLY-PAINFULLY-OBVIOUSLY-BECAUSE-THE-LOVE-IT-IS-TOO-MUCH-TO-CONTAIN. AND WITH LESS MANPAIN (BUT ROUGHLY THE SAME AMOUNT OF CAPS). I TELL THEE, YOU ARE LUCKY WE ARE NOT NEAR A DUMBWAITER RIGHT NOW. ♥
Ahhhhh, I don't even know what I'm typing any more! THIS IS WHAT HANDWRITING!FIC DOES TO ME, MISSY.
AND HOMG I LOVE YOU TOO. SOMEDAY I WILL FIND YOU AND CONJURE UP A DUMBWAITER WITH MY MAGICAL POWERS. ♥♥♥
You are my HERO!
Thank you for reading! <3
...TO SOMEONE ELSE, BWAHAHAHAHAH
(YES YOU HAVE. YOU TOTALLY HAVE.)
Thank you for reading! :DDD
1) COLIN IS SUCH A CAPSLOCKER!! "NO KATIE, YOU WERE NOT INTERRUPTING ANYTHING!!"
2) LMAO! Bradley was totally raised by ponies and orangunatans. THERE IS NO OTHER EXPLANATION!!
3) SO MANY OTHER THINGS WERE AWESOME ABOUT THIS THAT MY MIND IS BOGGLED!! BOGGLED!!
You. Are. Awesome.
I'm so happy you liked it! Thanks for reading. ♥
Also, Joe Demspie! YES.
Bradley doesn't quite recall how he ended up being raised by ponies. It was all quite strange. Though he remembers something about apples, an inexplicable fire, and a map of Ireland. The ponies were totally cooler than regular parents, though. They let him eat whatever, and prance around in meadows of flowers, and all was good.
There were the obvious communication blocks, of course, but Bradley had learned to convey things using a special form of interpretive dance (the ponies mostly blinked and flicked their tails a lot when he did this, but Bradley was convinced there was secret understanding in their eyes).
IT IS EASIER TO WRITE "BRADLEY IS RAISED BY PONIES" FIC THAN YOU MIGHT THINK.
Thanks for reading, darling. ♥
(and I have to join that comm)
OMG these are HILARIOUS. Poor Bradley. But LOL - he was TOTALLY raised by ponies. And I love the way you write Katie. ^_^
YOU AND YOUR GIANT SPARKLE TEXT WIN, BB. Thank you for reading!
TO SOMEONE ELSE.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT HURTS. AND OH LOOK I HAVE A MERLIN ICON NOW.
OH ARTHUR YOU PRATLY IDIOT. I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF THAT ICON.
Thank you for reading!
LATER, DISCREETLY:
BRADLEY: I HATE YOU ALL.
except maybe Cols.WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT THE ENDING OF FICS?????
NEXT TIME THERE SHALL BE AN OPTIONAL I HATE YOU ALL. ENDING. FOR YOU..
AND THIS IS MAJOR WIN!!!
Thanks for reading!
And your Angel and Katie make me so happy! PAT THEM ON THE HEAD AND FEED THEM COOKIES. "Miss I've Named All Of Colin and Bradley's Big Gay Romantic Signals" LOLOLOL. IT'S NOT JUST ANOTHER RIVER IN EGYPT, KATIE.
Katie is a closet shipper, haha! SOMEDAY SHE WILL FALL TO THEIR CHARMS.
Thanks for reading!!