The Aftermath Of Paperclips And Partial Nudity // Merlin RPF // Colin/Bradley

[echoes]

Title: The Aftermath Of Paperclips And Partial Nudity
Fandom: Merlin RPF
Character/Pairing: Colin/Bradley, appearances by Angel, Katie, and Joe Dempsie
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~800
Summary: In which the Paperclip Incident makes stuff happen. Four separate conversations taking place during another one of those Important Meetings. Prequel-type thing to Passing Notes.
Notes: OK, so. doompaw and I wrote this weird comment fic about Katie bullying Bradley, I discussed the repercussions of such an event with thisissirius, and then I ran into this conversation I once had about Bradley being weird with sophieisgod and this baby was born. YOU CAN BLAME THEM FOR THIS.

Also, while you're here: facesofbradley (run by thisissirius and lonelyfajita), a comm about Bradley's Stupid Face. IT'S AS AWESOME AS IT SOUNDS, AND I LOVE IT TO A RIDICULOUS DEGREE.





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Comments

[aestheticized.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU AND THIS SO MUCH IT HURTS

OH, BRADLEY. YOU ARE SO AWESOME.

"THEY ARE UNFIXABLE." AHAHAHA.

[salgo.livejournal.com]

you are epic. LOL.

"sarcasm on you is so pointless." "I AM SO CONFUSED"

i can seriously see that actually having happened, especially earlier on. bahaha. going into memories.

[salgo.livejournal.com]

Oh, and they've now got the cooking clip up on Youtube, if you didn't know. here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGsYNNQWP7o). :D

[zooeyrye.livejournal.com]

AWWW I LOVES IT!

[sophieisgod.livejournal.com]

OHHHHHHH, BRADLEY.

Ohhh, handwriting!fic will never not be magnificent! ANGEL SHIPPING BRADLEY/COLIN! KATIE BEING FIERCE BUT RELUCANTLY AFFECTIONATELY INTERESTED IN SPITE OF HERSELF!RAISED BY PONIES!!!!! FRAKKING CYLONS (HOMG BSG WEBISODES IN LESS THAN A FORTNIGHT, I AM AFLAIL)!!! BRADLEY'S CAPSLOCK-AND-ESCALATING-FONT-SIZE OF MANPAIN!!!! SECLUDED BROOM CUPBOARDS!!!!

ACH, BRADLEY AND COLIN'S BIG GAY ROMANTIC SIGNALS. I AM IN LOVE WITH EVERYTHING. AND YOU. I LOVE YOU LIKE BRADLEY LOVES COLIN, ONLY OPENLY RATHER THAN OSTENSIBLY-SECRETLY-BUT-REALLY-PAINFULLY-OBVIOUSLY-BECAUSE-THE-LOVE-IT-IS-TOO-MUCH-TO-CONTAIN. AND WITH LESS MANPAIN (BUT ROUGHLY THE SAME AMOUNT OF CAPS). I TELL THEE, YOU ARE LUCKY WE ARE NOT NEAR A DUMBWAITER RIGHT NOW. ♥

Ahhhhh, I don't even know what I'm typing any more! THIS IS WHAT HANDWRITING!FIC DOES TO ME, MISSY.

<3

[kissandcry.livejournal.com]

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

HEEEEEEEE, omg! Seriously, Bradley's DRAMA QUEEN INCREASINGLY LARGE ALLCAPS is like my favourite thing ON EARTH. I thought nothing could make me giggle more than "I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU'VE ALREADY LOST YOUR SNOGGING IN A BROOM CLOSET VIRGINITY. TO SOMEONE ELSE.", but then there was "STOP TRYING TO FIX THINGS, THEY ARE UNFIXABLE."

You are my HERO!

[futuresoon.livejournal.com]

BROOM CLOSET VIRGINITY. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY I SERIOUSLY CANNOT STOP GIGGLING HERE I AM TRYING TO NOT STARTLE MY PARENTS, WHO ARE DOWNSTAIRS. I HAVE CREATED A MONSTER. A MONSTER.

...TO SOMEONE ELSE, BWAHAHAHAHAH

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

I am dying of laughter, here! DYING!!! DYING! In the good way. :D

[prelusion.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!!!!
1) COLIN IS SUCH A CAPSLOCKER!! "NO KATIE, YOU WERE NOT INTERRUPTING ANYTHING!!"
2) LMAO! Bradley was totally raised by ponies and orangunatans. THERE IS NO OTHER EXPLANATION!!
3) SO MANY OTHER THINGS WERE AWESOME ABOUT THIS THAT MY MIND IS BOGGLED!! BOGGLED!!

You. Are. Awesome.

[mklutz]

I think you are now obligated to write the AU where Bradley James is raised by ponies! It is all terribly sweet until he winds up meeting regular people and everything is horrible, except for maybe Colin, because he is amazing.

Also, Joe Demspie! YES.

[ebonystar.livejournal.com]

THE most awesome thing I have EVER read. Bloody hell - the LOLZ was amazing!

(and I have to join that comm)

[mrs-cj-harkness.livejournal.com]

::dies:: that last one ... ::dies::

[gnimaerd.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA!

OMG these are HILARIOUS. Poor Bradley. But LOL - he was TOTALLY raised by ponies. And I love the way you write Katie. ^_^

[thisissirius.livejournal.com]

WE COULD GO SNOG IN A DUMBWAITER, OMG I AM DYING SO VERY MUCH RIGHT NOW. OHGOD. I LOVE YOU. THIS IS AMAZING. OH GOD. DYING.

[merelyn.livejournal.com]

*CLAPS LIKE A SEAL*

[lisson17.livejournal.com]

This is so amazingly fantastic, you = genius!!!

[voldything.livejournal.com]

zkjcfkzhnkzsdjsdhsjdadhaskdhka ♥

[http://users.livejournal.com/_calex_/]

[eryslash.livejournal.com]

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU'RE ALREADY LOST YOUR SNOGGING IN A BROOM CLOSET VERGINITY.

TO SOMEONE ELSE.


I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT HURTS. AND OH LOOK I HAVE A MERLIN ICON NOW.

[doompaw.livejournal.com]

AND OF COURSE.

LATER, DISCREETLY:

BRADLEY: I HATE YOU ALL. except maybe Cols.

WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT THE ENDING OF FICS?????

[galahadwarhorse.livejournal.com]

*RIBS AAARGH* Your handwriting fics are my new workout. ;)

[maz4pj.livejournal.com]

OMG I LOVE THIS SO FUCKING MUCH!!! I CANNOT EVEN DESCRIBE IT IN WORDS THAT DO NOT CONSIST OF FEGOOUQGF7Dydvw7!U!FUDjvjcv!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[http://users.livejournal.com/_profiterole_/]

I BET SANTIAGO KNOWS TOO, ANYWAY!

AND THIS IS MAJOR WIN!!!

[nyseides.livejournal.com]

CAPSLOCK!BRADLEY = UTTER AND COMPLETE WIN. ALSO 'SNOGGING IN A BROOM CLOSET VIRGINITY' IS NOW OFFICIALLY A TYPE OF VIRGINITY FOR ME AND I WANT MAH ~SOMEONE SPESHUL~ TO LOSE IT TO. XDDD <3

And your Angel and Katie make me so happy! PAT THEM ON THE HEAD AND FEED THEM COOKIES. "Miss I've Named All Of Colin and Bradley's Big Gay Romantic Signals" LOLOLOL. IT'S NOT JUST ANOTHER RIVER IN EGYPT, KATIE.