AHAHAHAHA CLEARLY I AM THE PUPPETMASTER AND BRADLEY'S STUPID FACES ARE THE STRINGS.

DOE EYES AND POUTING!!!! I would seriously be happy just reading about Ben's lifelong campaign of SEDUCE AND DESTROY SEDUCE for the rest of my days. ILU BEN, KEEP ON WHORIN'.

But, ohh, this is so sad! WHERE ARE MERLIN AND JETHRO, MY HEART CANNOT TAKE THIS.

YOU ARE BASICALLY THE BEST EVER EVER EVER. I am going to have to find something epic for your card now, WHICH IS DAUNTING. But seriously, ♥ Like, a ridiculous amount.

I THINK I NEED A BEN THE MANWHORE ICON. WHAT HAVE WE BECOME???? Ooh, did you change yours up yet? *runs to look*