Title: Shut Up, And Pass Me The Fucking Tequila
Fandom: Merlin
Character/Pairing: Arthur/Merlin, with a decent amount of Morgana and cameos by Gaius and Gwen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,703
Summary: For dollsome - Arthur, Merlin, Morgana; drunk. Takes place in the fashion!AU verse.
Notes: OK, now this is the longest thing I've ever written. I regrettably announce that the drunken debauchery that was supposed to ensue dissolved into Morgana and Arthur bitching, which dissolved into schmoop (seriously, there are like 300 words just describing a kiss). I JUST CAN'T STOP MYSELF, GUYS. Enjoy!

( Remember, be firm, and don’t budge when they try to ply you with sexual favors. )

Title: Of Socks and Inflatable Bananas
Fandom: Merlin
Character/Pairing: Arthur/Merlin, with surprise!Morgana and surprise!Uther at the end
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,582
Summary: For thisissirius  - Merlin/Arthur; socks. Takes place in the fashion!AU verse.
Notes: UM. This was supposed to be a 400 word drabble containing only dialogue, but THEN IT EXPLODED. Not only is this the longest thing I have ever written, it is also the first that includes actual kissing (!) . I blame this on the song "Death of Toshiko" from the Torchwood OST, because I needed so much cheering up after listening to it that I basically wrote almost 1,600 words of MERITLESS SAP (seriously, take the sappiest fic from this fandom, multiply it by 8,000, and this fic will still be worse). I'M SORRY thisissirius . OK, this fic takes place in Merlin's flat on Christmas Day, one year after Merlin and Arthur have gotten together (IN A BOYFRIENDS SORT OF WAY) and all that. (Also: the Pendragons usually vacation at their summer house in France each Christmas. THIS IS A (SORT OF) IMPORTANT FACT.) Enjoy! (IF YOU CAN.)

( Yes, Merlin, I know how to put socks on. )

Because it will probably take me an extremely long time to actually write the entire fashion!AU (if this snippet, which was only supposed to be 200 words long but then kind of exploded, is any indication, anyway), HERE, HAVE A SNIPPET OF THINGS YET TO COME. YOUR FIRST GLIMPSE OF FASHION!AU ARTHUR (AND MORGANA). Hopefully this is not terribly disappointing.

snippet of unnamed merlin fashion!au yet to come (710 words, pg-13)
Arthur and Morgana bicker over french fries.

( The world was gloriously unfair. )