Because it will probably take me an extremely long time to actually write the entire fashion!AU (if this snippet, which was only supposed to be 200 words long but then kind of exploded, is any indication, anyway), HERE, HAVE A SNIPPET OF THINGS YET TO COME. YOUR FIRST GLIMPSE OF FASHION!AU ARTHUR (AND MORGANA). Hopefully this is not terribly disappointing.

snippet of unnamed merlin fashion!au yet to come (710 words, pg-13)
Arthur and Morgana bicker over french fries.

( The world was gloriously unfair. )