OH YEAH. It shall be an Internet masterpiece. LIKE THE FIC!VERSION OF NANOWRIMO. Or something.

ARTHUR GETS INSANELY MISERABLE OVER THE WHOLE AFFAIR, AND MORGANA FINALLY FORCES HIM TO TALK ABOUT IT. LEADING TO, "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH. ...AND I THINK I MIGHT HAVE AN STD. D:"

Pfft, I think not! Anything written by YOU shall be cracktastic perfection.

...DO I WANT TO SEE IT? On one hand more Ben the Manwhore, on the other, I don't think I really need to see the SEX FACE ever, ever again.