Title: Short Skirt, Long Jacket
Song: "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake
Duration: 2:10 minutes
Character/Pairing: Blair Waldorf
Spoilers: Clips up to 2x10: Bonfire of the Vanity, but not particularly spoilery
Summary: Blair Waldorf? Bitch is awesome.
Watch: iMeem, YouTube link coming momentarily
Download: 17.2 MB WMV file @ Mediafire
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Notes: Man, back in October '08, this vid was my life. Then I forgot about it for a long time. A really long time. In fact, I'd given up on it ever working out and intended to delete it this afternoon, but lo, I discovered a hidden burst of inspiration, and ended up finishing the damn thing. There really is no point to this vid besides the celebration of one Miss Blair Waldorf. And shouldn't that be enough, really? Enjoy.

"Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who used a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket