(OH GOD, CAT MACROS)

Katie's surprised by how quickly the results come in. Until she takes a look at the pictures. All she has to say is: Colin and Bradley really need to take their extracurricular activities to more private places. God, she will never be able to wash those not-entirely-mental images from her mind. But the were kind of hot. Sort of.

The next day, she walks up to a tree wear Colin and Bradley are - or so they say - "doing homework".

"You know what's really disgusting?" Katie asks as she plops down next to them. She ignores Bradley, who keeps flashing her annoyed, 'PLEASE GO AWAY' looks.

"Hmm?" Colin replies.

"All those people who have sex on their hotel balconies. I so did not need to see that, last night."

Colin blushes a bit and makes a weird, coughing sound. Bradley chokes on his Coke and spills half the bottle on his chainmail.