I'm not trying to cause a big sensation,
I'm just talkin' 'bout my epic gay destiny.
Er, anyway. I was planning on answering all the comments to the pie!fic, and then writing more of the pony!fic (plus PI-Katie!fic), only I have this headache of epic, head-splitting proportions so I am taking two Advil and going to bed. BUT FIRST. POLL TIME.
[Poll #1311270][Poll #1311270]
BTW, I am only sending fic snippets to people who explicitly requested them because I didn't want to send someone a snippet for something they might HATE. D: (If you happen to want a snippet, and don't remember if you requested one or not, feel free to just holler at me and I will write it down!)
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MEEEEEEP. WITH ARTHUR BEING ALL SLEEPY AND REACHING OUT FOR MERLIN AND THEN IT'S BEN THE MANWHORE DOING A RIDICULOUS DOUBLE TAKE INSTEAD AND IT IS SAAAAAD.Don't get your hopes up! It will strive for epicness and fail pathetically, I am sure :/
Someone did a picspam the other day! But it was kind of horrifying to look at because it was 95% BEN'S SEX FACE and, well. You need to be drunker than that.
ARTHUR GETS INSANELY MISERABLE OVER THE WHOLE AFFAIR, AND MORGANA FINALLY FORCES HIM TO TALK ABOUT IT. LEADING TO, "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH. ...AND I THINK I MIGHT HAVE AN STD. D:"Pfft, I think not! Anything written by YOU shall be cracktastic perfection.
...DO I WANT TO SEE IT? On one hand more Ben the Manwhore, on the other, I don't think I really need to see the SEX FACE ever, ever again.
AND THEN MORGANA IS LIKE "YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT. GO TO THE DOCTOR. BOY IT'S A GOOD THING MERLIN IS NOT SPEAKING TO YOU RIGHT NOW." AND THEN MERLIN COMES BOUNDING IN WITH CROISSANTS AND SUNSHINE AND BRADLEY - FUCK! ARTHUR - HAS TO PULL A SATINE AND PRETEND HE DOESN'T LOVE HIM AND SEND HIM AWAY FOR HIS OWN GOOD SO HE WON'T GET HIS SPACE!HERPES OR WHATEVER. IT IS SAAAAD.I leave the decision in your hands...
MERLIN LEAVES ALL SAD AND HEARTBROKEN AND MORGANA IS LIKE, "...WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL HIM YOU HAD AN STD?" AND ARTHUR IS ALL, "DJFD;AJK;LDAJFKLEA;L ARE YOU CRAZY???? THAT WOULDN'T BE MANLY!"