I'm not trying to cause a big sensation,
I'm just talkin' 'bout my epic gay destiny.
Er, anyway. I was planning on answering all the comments to the pie!fic, and then writing more of the pony!fic (plus PI-Katie!fic), only I have this headache of epic, head-splitting proportions so I am taking two Advil and going to bed. BUT FIRST. POLL TIME.
[Poll #1311270][Poll #1311270]
BTW, I am only sending fic snippets to people who explicitly requested them because I didn't want to send someone a snippet for something they might HATE. D: (If you happen to want a snippet, and don't remember if you requested one or not, feel free to just holler at me and I will write it down!)
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OH GOD, JETHRO WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS THING, BUT THAT IDEA IS TOO TEMPTING TO LET GO OF.SEE? JETHRO WOULD TOTALLY SLAP BEN JUST BECAUSE. AND THEN HE'D GO AND DO SOMETHING EMO LIKE MAKE A MIX-TAPE AND POST IT TO SOMEONE. PROBABLY ARTHUR.BUT HOW DOES HE KNOW ARTHUR? HOW DOES HE KNOW ANYONE?
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M ACTUALLY CONCERNED, SINCE IT'S NOT LIKE THIS UNIVERSE MAKES A MODICUM OF SENSE, ANYWAY.
I BLAME BEN.
BEN WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO RESIST BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE ONCE SHAGGED HIMSELF. OR SOMEONE THAT LOOKED LIKE HIM. SO OF COURSE, JETHRO WOULD RESEARCH THIS 'ARTHUR PENDRAGON' AND REALISE HE WAS A MODEL AND... STUFF.
AHAHA. BEN IS A BIG MANWHORE WHO WOULD SHAG HIS WAY AROUND THE WORLD IF ONLY HE HAD THE MEANS TO DO SO. I ALSO BELIEVE THAT SOMEHOW HE WOULD FIND OUT ABOUT MERLIN AND BECAUSE JETHRO IS GIVING HIM THE COLD SHOULDER (AFTER THAT SLAP) WOULD WANT TO SHAG HIM BECAUSE OF THE RESEMBLANCE. OH, WHAT AM I SAYING. HE'D JUST WANT TO SHAG HIM BECAUSE HE CAN.
AHAHAHA. DONE. AFTER I FINISH THE KATIE/MORGANA I AM WRITING, I WILL DO THIS.
I WAS TALKING TO SOPHIE ABOUT HOW ONE DAY I'D WRITE A SERIES ABOUT BEN SEXING HIS WAY THROUGH ALL CHARACTERS EVER. BEN THE MANWHORE: JUMPING FANDOM BOUNDARIES TO GET IN YOUR PANTS.
KATIE/MORGANA? THAT SOUNDS POSITIVELY DELICIOUS.
NOW I SHOULD WRITE YOU SOMETING IN RETURN, IF YOU ARE DOING THIS.
\0/ BEN/EVERYONE SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST THING EVER. THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS FANDOM BOUNDARIES WHERE BEN IS CONCERNED. THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS BOUNDARIES, FULL STOP, ACTUALLY.
OH, BEN. WHY SUCH A WHORE?
HMMM. BEN/EVERYONE IS SUCH A TURN ON.
DAJ;KFK;AJFK;LA YES, YES YOU SHOULD.
WHY DOESN'T BEN HAVE AN LJ COMM, ALREADY? SURELY WE ARE NOT THE FIRST TO RECOGNIZE HIS RIDICULOUS AND UNPARALLELED AWESOME?
I FEEL SO EASY IN THE MERLIN FANDOM D: PEOPLE ONLY HAVE TO ASK AND I WILL DO IT. IF THEY SAID WRITE MERLIN/UNICORN I WOULD FIND SOME WAY TO DO IT D:
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benisawhore*COUGH*ALSO. I WILL. I WILL WRITE SOMETHING SPECTACULAR. PROBABLY ABOUT KATIE.
*COUGH*
ME TOO! SOMEONE TOLD ME TO WRITE BRADLEY AND COLIN SHOPPING FOR FURNITURE WITH BRADLEY'S TRAGIC FEAR OF GETTING JAM ON FURNITURE COMING INTO PLAY, AND MY BRAIN INSTANTLY STARTED, LIKE, STORYBOARDING.
IF IT INVOLVES KATIE, IT IS SURE TO BE SPECTACULAR. BONUS POINTS IF THERE IS...A SWIMMING COMPETITION INVOLVED.
DJ;AJF;ELAFJEKAJDAL;JFKLF BEST THING EVER
OMG WHY HAVE YOU NOT DONE THIS YET? I THINK THAT WOULD BE AMAZING. VERY MUCH SO, ACTUALLY.
I COULD TOTALLY INCLUDE A SWIMMING COMPETITION. MAYBE IN THE COLD. IN A RIVER. OR YOU KNOW, THE SEA. IN FRANCE. AND KATIE IN A RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE SWIM SUIT. AND ARTHUR IN SPEEDOS, OF COURSE.
DFJSFHJKSHFJKS. I KNOW
OK FINE, I SHALL DO IT.
...
...
...IF YOU WRITE MERLIN/UNICORN.
BRADLEY PROBABLY MAKES A STUPID COMMENT ABOUT KATIE NOT BEING A GOOD SWIMMER BECAUSE SHE'S A GIRL, AND BEFORE HE CAN TAKE IF BACK...
BRADLEY: DJA;J;LDAJFDL;AFJD;AKJ;KF *PANIC*
KATIE: WELL, FINE. LET'S HAVE SWIMMING COMPETITION RIGHT NOW, BITCH.
BRADLEY: BUT IT'S SO COLD!!!! DDD:
KATIE: OH, I GUESS YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO DO IT THEN.
COLIN: *THINKING* (This will end badly.)
KATIE: I'M GOING TO GET CHANGED. *LEAVES*
BRADLEY: DAJF;AJFKD;AFJDAL;FJ;LDJ !!!!!
COLIN: *NOT REALLY SYMPATHETIC*
.........
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.............
FINE, OKAY.
OMG AHAHA. BRADLEY WOULD TOTALLY HAVE HIS SPEEDOS ON UNDERNEATH.
COLIN: YOU KNOW YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS, RIGHT?
BRADLEY: *SHIVERING*
COLIN: MORON
BRADLEY: DAJF;AJFKD;AFJDAL;FJ;LDJ WHY AREN'T YOU MORE SYMPATHETIC?
COLIN: KATIE ATTACKS YOU WITH SHOES AND YET YOU STILL BADGER HER. YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF
BRADLEY: D: I HATE YOU
COLIN: HAVE FUN
KATIE: I'M READY
BRADLEY & COLIN: ....
COLIN: I'LL, UH, BE OVER THERE. DOING THINGS
BRADLEY: THIS SPEEDO HIDES NOTHING, DOES IT?
*AFTERWARD*
BRADLEY: *SHIVERING* DDDD:
KATIE: THAT WAS REFRESHING. *NOT SHIVERING* ALSO, I BEAT YOU BY A LANDSLIDE.
BRADLEY: JAD;LFJ;ALFJAD;J THE WATER WAS COLD, OK? AND SO WAS THE AIR. AND I ALMOST DROWNED WHEN YOU KICKED ME.
KATIE: YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER. *WANDERS OFF*
COLIN: ...
BRADLEY: OH SHIT I FORGOT TO BRING A TOWEL. AND EXTRA CLOTHES.
COLIN: ...
BRADLEY: *DRAPES SELF OVER COLIN*
DKFJSLK'FJDS;AJG;KLASJGDLS.
OMG. AND THEN THEY WOULD NEED TO GO HOME AND GET WARM, OF COURSE. AND THEY HAVE SLOW NAKED SEX (OBV BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO HAVE FULLY!CLOTHED SEX D:) INFRONT OF THE FIRE. WHERIN BRADLEY REASSERTS HIS MASCULINITY BY PRESSING COLIN INTO THE RUG AND FUCKING HIM SEVEN WAYS FROM SUNDAY.
I HAVE BEEN KILLED WITH THE WIN OF IT ALL. (KATIE GOES HOME, WAITS APPROX. THIRTY MINUTES AND THEN CALLS COLIN AND BRADLEY'S FLAT, OR WHEREVER THEY'RE AT AND LEAVES A LONG AND RAMBLING MESSAGE WHEN THEY DON'T PICK UP THE PHONE. PROBABLY ABOUT THE MOST UNSEXY THINGS SHE CAN THINK OF.)