And, seriously, that first scene with its NORMALCY and STANDING PRETTYtasticness almost punches me in the soul most of all, because seriously, WHO SAW EVERYTHING AFTER IT COMING.

JEEZ, I KNOW. I think my thoughts after seeing that scene were of the, "Ohhhh, a joyous episode of DeWitt/Dominic quippy, semi-flirty dialogue! YAAAAY!" variety, and that is...so not what happened.