Fandom: Merlin RPF
Character/Pairing: Colin/Bradley, appearances by Angel, Katie, and Joe Dempsie
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~800
Summary: In which the Paperclip Incident makes stuff happen. Four separate conversations taking place during another one of those Important Meetings. Prequel-type thing to Passing Notes.
Notes: OK, so.
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doompaw and I wrote this weird comment fic about Katie bullying Bradley, I discussed the repercussions of such an event with thisissirius, and then I ran into this conversation I once had about Bradley being weird with sophieisgod and this baby was born. YOU CAN BLAME THEM FOR THIS. Also, while you're here:
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facesofbradley (run by thisissirius and lonelyfajita), a comm about Bradley's Stupid Face. IT'S AS AWESOME AS IT SOUNDS, AND I LOVE IT TO A RIDICULOUS DEGREE.
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- Music:deciphering me - brooke fraser
- Mood:
ditzy
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BRADLEY: ...
KATIE: THIS IS FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES.
BRADLEY: UM, SOMETIMES? IT REALLY JUST DEPENDS ON WHO I'M SLEEPING WITH. *GROWS MORE ANIMATED* I MEAN, THERE WAS THE ONE GIRL WHO WAS ALL -
KATIE: RIGHT, I'LL JUST GO ASK COLIN, THEN.
COLIN: UH...WHUT?
KATIE: OH FFS. DO YOU REMOVE YOUR SOCKS BEFORE COMMENCING THE ACT OF LOVE? IT IS RELEVANT TO OUR INTERESTS.
COLIN: D: D: D: I CAN'T- WHY WOULD YOU EVEN- *FLAILS*
KATIE: ANGEL THINKS YOU DO BUT I THINK YOU DON'T. AND POSSIBLY EVEN INCORPORATE THEM IN SOME WAY, JUDGING BY BRADLEY'S REACTION.
COLIN: *FACE OF ONE WHO HAS SEEN THEIR DOOM* YOU ASKED BRADLEY??!!!?
KATIE. OH YES. HE TOLD US EVERYTHING, COLS. E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G.
COLIN. I'M...GOING...TO...KILL...HIM...
COLIN: - THE THING WITH THE HANDCUFFS AND BOBBY PINS WASN'T EVEN MY IDEA! AND WE ONLY HAD SEX IN MORGANA'S DRESS BECAUSE -
KATIE: *CHOKING ON CARBONATED BEVERAGE* YOU WHAT IN MY DRESS??????
COLIN: WELL, IT WAS ONLY...BRADLEY DIDN'T TELL YOU ANYTHING DID HE?
KATIE: DUH. I JUST TOLD YOU THAT FOR THE LULZ. HE PRACTICALLY CHOKED ON HIS OWN SALIVA WHEN I ASKED ABOUT YOUR SECRET GAY ROMANCE. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO DOUSE ALL MY COSTUMES WITH BLEACH.